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Archive for March, 2006

Y’all, Nashville’s NBC affiliate has dropped The Book of Daniel from its line-up. I am not lying. NASHVILLE. A city of well over 5000 people. We’ve got a gospel drag show. How overly sensitive can we be? Yeah, yeah, buckle of the bible belt, blah blah, I know we’ve got [...]

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Remember back when you used to be able to say, “Jesus, the whole world is in turmoil! Everyone is crazy! Except for Australia, and that just gives me a good feeling. Thank God for this one remaining bastian of tanned, sun-bleached civility.” Well not so fast there, pumpkin pants. What….the….FUCK [...]

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Have y’all peeped these new McDonalds gift card ads? (forgive my Tupac-speak there. My skreet vocab is very limited. Who has time to work on it when I’m so busy studying Elvish? (Klingon=old and busted.)) Hey, remember ebonics? That just gets weirder and more hilarious every time I [...]

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Family Vacations

When I was a teenager I used to vacation with my parents in the summer. My brothers, 5 and 7 years older than me, were way too old for family vacations and had moved out of the house anyway. Usually we went west. My dad has some kind of mild obsession with [...]

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