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Archive for November, 2006

Movies With Mom

My mother had the balls to suggest that I walk on my treadmill tonight after gorging this afternoon. So I hit her in the face. Just kidding. In fact I did something very nice for my mother this afternoon. I saved her from her own banality.
Despite her Masters degree, my mother [...]

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Family Stories

I would like to go on record as saying the iPod nano sucks big fat donkey.
Have you ever been at one of those places in your life where you don’t really have much passion about anything? You know, you’ve got your hobbies and your interests and your people and the things you do. [...]

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