I have a black eye. I hit myself in the face with my vibrator.
Feel free to stop reading now if you need to, but I thought it was kind of funny. See, the vibrator is attached to a cord which is attached to a battery base, which is kind of weighty. And [...]
Archive for February, 2007
A Death in the Family and Other Tragicomedies
Posted in Family on February 26, 2007 | 4 Comments »



