I have a black eye. I hit myself in the face with my vibrator. Feel free to stop reading now if you need to, but I thought it was kind of funny. See, the vibrator is attached to a cord which is attached to a battery base, which is kind of weighty. And I thought [...]
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A Death in the Family and Other Tragicomedies
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Why yes, that IS me with t.v.'s Joyce DeWitt. She grabbed my arms and said, "let's do a prom photo!"
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