Remember in the movie Nell…

…when she was all “want, Jay. Want”?

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Help me out here

I’m looking for candy molds.  Interesting ones.  Body parts, skulls and crossbones, rock-on fists, sock monkeys, metal bands.  Hook a sista up.  I know there are some subversive candy makers out there.

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Hm? What? I’m up.

Er, it seems I need to check in. I can’t have good folks worried about my health and whatnot (but I do appreciate you checking on me). I am alive and well, although it just occurred to me that if I died or went into a coma or something, no one would be able to [...]

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Peeps!

You’re gonna want to see this. Y’all.  Reservoir Peeps.

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Stories my father told me

My dad told me this story about a family in his hometown of Mt. Mariah that goes like this. There was this couple and they had two small children and lived with the wife’s parents. One day, they were sitting on the porch (and for some reason I like to think that the kids were [...]

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Who’s got a new home?!

…Who!??  Who is it?!!  Is it this sweet little punkin’ head???  It is!!  My boss’ daughter and wife have put forth a demand for a new kitten since he accidentally killed the family dog last month.  He felt terrible about it, but now what can he say?  That they’ve already got four cats and don’t [...]

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Okay, bad news about the kitten…

Apparently in the 25 years since I last had a cat, I have developed an allergy to them. Not the really bad kind where you break out in hives. More like the kind that give you a sore throat all the time and make you run a low grade fever. So today I went over [...]

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