My Virgo head is about to asplode
February 1, 2008 by Recovering Baptist
So I officially moved in Saturday and it still looks like a middle class refugee lives in my house. It’s all too hard to sum up. Let’s just look at the numbers, shall we?
Move Ranking Meter:
Cost of movers: $546
Boxes: 60
Lampshades broken: 2
Trash bags full of crap because I ran out of boxes: 12-15
Beds that actually have sheets on them: 0
Disappointment that I couldn’t eat sausage last night because I couldn’t find a knife to cut it: immeasurable
Rolls of contact paper: 12
Trips to Target to buy more contact paper: 3
Phone calls from my mother (per night since moving in): 1-4
Broken pieces of furniture: 2
Broken pieces of glass: 0, so yay!
Dead birds in the chimney: 1
Broken promises to myself that tonight I am definitely going to make a dent in this: 7
Articles of clean clothing in my house right now: 0
Number of nights my dad has supposed to have been coming over to fix the washing machine: 7
Level of tired: 214 with +50 happy and chance of emitting a “squee!” every 20 minutes
Still a lot of painting left to do. My bedroom closet is still under construction. The Diseased Ceiling Fan still hasn’t been removed from the kitchen. I need more contact paper for the bathroom. Eh, the list goes on. It’s still a craphole.
But it’s MY craphole.
Squeee!!


