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Archive for April, 2008

On second thought, what doesn’t? Sometimes, my friend and I have Very Important Discussions over weighty matters and help each other make decisions of Great Import. But other times, our AIM conversations are something more akin to this. (bonus points if you know the two songs referenced here):

Me: I’m sorry. The [...]

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A plea to Aunt B.

Aunt B, I need a tarot reading.  I will feed you.  And pay you.  And read Walt Whitman drunk with you.

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Pithy Title Here

I’ve been dreaming of assassins a lot lately.  What does that mean?  They’re never after me, I’m just watching them do their… jobs.  It’s weird.  Trenchcoats, no emotion.  And last night my grandmother’s house was involved.  I don’t know.
Also, crushes hurt.  Not like actual physical crushing, like with anvils.  Although that would certainly be [...]

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Y’all.

I love this in ways I cannot even tell you.  I think I’m gonna print it out and keep it under my pillow.

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Indian food is awesome.  Home ownership is satisfying.  Landscaping is exciting.  Being employed is a relief.  Having a job you actually like is something of a miracle.  All immediate family being alive and not terminally ill is lucky.  Not being lonely is a blessing.  Mental health is a gift from the deities.  No boy trouble [...]

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People, people PLEASE. Why must you hate on the French? They are so awesome! If it weren’t for the french, we would not have the croissandwich. And really, I think I could stop there. But instead, I will point out other great contributions from our french freres.
*Amelie (seriously, there is a [...]

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