I’m in a movie. Remember that post I did last year? About the vampire movie? Yeah it’s finished and the trailer is ri’cheer:
I’d like to say that I’m the hot, thin, badass Latina gettin’ all up in David Alford’s grill there. But that would be a filthy lie. I am, rather, the uh, zaftig redhead who says, “the penis people” and later unfurls a naughty but delightful banner which I now have at my home. It’s not displayed or anything. At least not until I find a nice prominent place for it.
Lord, y’all. I don’t know when the premier is but I know now that seeing myself is going to send me into a shame spiral of low self-esteem the likes of which I have not seen since the last set of show photos I saw, more than a year ago. At least my hair looks better now. And the lesbisan dream sequence, OH GOD THE DREAM SEQUENCE. If Jesus really exists they will have edited me out of that as much as possible. Y’all? I can’t wait to see this and yet I may have to get drunk to do it.
For some reason, I have no sound, but I would just point out that you look hot as hell and if you need to have sex with my brother to feel it, he’ll be up here at Christmas.
O.o I… think that may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said or offered to me. Thanks, B! *still tee hee-ing*
Aw, what are you griping about? I thought you looked great! Very soccer-mom’ish ‘do, but still great!