I have decided to appropriate Charlie Sheen’s response to being fired as my own. With a few edits.
“[My former employer] continue[s] to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at [the Ministry] because now I… never have to look at whatshis[expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”
I’m actually thinking of making this my email signature.
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