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Remember when I told you I was interviewed for an article about Hillary Clinton for Associated Baptist Press’ website? I know you’ve been holding your breath. I, on the other had, had forgotten all about it until this morning when I did a little search just for kicks and lo and behold, it [...]

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There Go the Dinosaurs!

I just received a new Chick tract in the mail.  It opens, like most Christian movies and plays, with a poorly scripted, nonsensical scene.  But then it gets to the meat of the story, which is what I found hilariously interesting.  If it please the court (italics and bolding all Chick’s):
Where did the Dinosaurs go?
Teacher:  [...]

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Ummmm. K.

Marry Our Daughter.  Dot biz.

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A letter to Our Lord and Savior

Dear 7 pound 6 ounce Baby Jesus,
 
Regarding the conversation I had with my 66 year old mother in the car on the way to Home Depot for caulk on Sunday. First of all, I understand you like that to be a day off for us, and I thank you for that sentiment. But, [...]

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Praise!


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What are they doing out of the house?! They should be inside making samplers and baking and sewing themselves some floral skirts. The man of the house is NOT doing his job. WholesomeWear. For women who don’t want to wear a regular bathing suit like a common filthy whore. WholesomeWear. [...]

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I went to a dinner party last weekend at the home of some friends who do this regularly.  They invite about 20 people over, most of who don’t know each other, and the guests sit around this string of tables and pass dishes and the host interviews some of the guests during dinner.  It was [...]

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I received the following email yesterday:

Rachel,
I’m a writer for Associated Baptist Press, and I’m working on a story about
Christian and/or Baptist feminists and Hillary Clinton. I want to know what
these men and women think of Clinton as a presidential candidate, especially
in light of the fact that many mainstream feminists who once embraced [...]

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I got stuck behind the washing machine, trying to fish a porno out from behind the water heater. 
See, here’s what happened.  About eight months ago I was 34 years old and had never seen a pornographic movie.  So I was sitting around at a cast party for this play I did (about religion interestingly [...]

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Bless. Her. Heart.

Y’all.  Y’ALL.  This is Tammy Faye Bakker.

Dear LORD.  Where the hell is my checkbook?  I am sending money to the American Cancer Society TODAY.

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