I don’t know how to get back.

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This.

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Do you remember the books you used in elementary school to learn to read? Here are mine:

I started kindergarten in 1976 and in MY day, the school told parents not to teach their kids to read before starting school, because they had to follow the curriculum of teaching us the alphabet and if we could [...]

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I just went back and reread my last post.  And I LOL’ed.  And then had myself a good cry.  Then I bought a pack of cigarettes and smoked one.  Yeah!  That’s right!  Then I knocked off a liquor store.  And then I drove around town looking at gang graffiti because I want to join the [...]

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So. So, so so.
I have this friend who may not actually be a friend after all who is being very unkind to me.  I should drop this friend like a bad habit but instead I sit around butt hurt and confused.  Who breaks up with a friend??  Jerk.
Then yesterday the president of the company came [...]

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RodentGate 2009

I have trapped the chupacabra in the hall closet!  Fat bastard ran under the door from my office as I was walking into the bathroom this morning.  HI!  GOOD MORNING!  YOU HAVE VERMIN!!   Please shoot me.
I went by my parents’ house this morning as my dad is taking my car to have new tires put on it.  [...]

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I didn’t sleep much last night

So, I was taking a picture these, that my friend Stu, who is a Nebraska state trooper, sent me for Christmas.  As you can see they feature my second and third favorite members of KISS, The Spaceman and The Starchild:

when I noticed something large-ish and black out of the corner of my eye skittering down the [...]

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Is this your house??

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Yes I voted for Obama, but…

I’m sorry this is just funny.

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Congratulations

To the happy couple.  And thank you, Syd.

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